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Apr 23, 2014 / 560 notes

fallontonight:

Jimmy has some new headlines for the 21st century!

If you want a happy ending, it depends on where you stop the story.
Orson Welles (via larmoyante)
Apr 23, 2014 / 1,817 notes
humansofnewyork:

"My best friend’s husband was a police officer who died in a shootout. For a few days, the media presented the story as a tragedy. Then I guess everyone got bored with that angle, because the story changed after a few days, and the media started reporting on the size of the insurance settlement my friend received. The story completely changed based on what they chose to focus on. I haven’t watched TV since."
Apr 23, 2014 / 3,322 notes

humansofnewyork:

"My best friend’s husband was a police officer who died in a shootout. For a few days, the media presented the story as a tragedy. Then I guess everyone got bored with that angle, because the story changed after a few days, and the media started reporting on the size of the insurance settlement my friend received. The story completely changed based on what they chose to focus on. I haven’t watched TV since."

thelonelyscarecrow:

castiels-time-traveler:

nintendocanada:

mapsontheweb:

Map of the World by Natural Skin Color

i’m really dumbfounded that i never realized skin colour is literally just caused by being closer to or farther from the equator and the resulting sun exposure and skin darkening

actually, its an adaptation. natural selection. people with darker skin are selected for in areas near the equator, where the melanin that causes the darker color protects them from radiation and protects them from skin cancer and other health defects, and because they are healthier they can pass on that trait more. people near the poles have lighter skin because it allows them absorb more of the limited sunlight to convert to vitamin d. 

THIS IS THE THING SOME PEOPLE HATE OTHER PEOPLE OVER.Evolution of melanin levels based on geographical location.
Apr 23, 2014 / 285,577 notes

thelonelyscarecrow:

castiels-time-traveler:

nintendocanada:

mapsontheweb:

Map of the World by Natural Skin Color

i’m really dumbfounded that i never realized skin colour is literally just caused by being closer to or farther from the equator and the resulting sun exposure and skin darkening

actually, its an adaptation. natural selection. people with darker skin are selected for in areas near the equator, where the melanin that causes the darker color protects them from radiation and protects them from skin cancer and other health defects, and because they are healthier they can pass on that trait more. people near the poles have lighter skin because it allows them absorb more of the limited sunlight to convert to vitamin d. 

THIS IS THE THING SOME PEOPLE HATE OTHER PEOPLE OVER.

Evolution of melanin levels based on geographical location.

(via tyleroakley)

Temper is a weapon that we hold by the blade.
James Matthew Barrie (via instila)
Apr 23, 2014 / 25 notes
fallontonight:

Our pal John Oliver had some fallout after crying during his last appearance on The Daily Show.
Apr 23, 2014 / 187 notes

fallontonight:

Our pal John Oliver had some fallout after crying during his last appearance on The Daily Show.

ermathursty:

saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa
Apr 22, 2014 / 90,995 notes

ermathursty:

saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa

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its-okay-were-nice:

theoddsrnevernourfavour:

buzzfeed:

It’s been a really wild year on this website.

I CANT FUCKING BREATHE.

the last one

(via ceemoh)

Apr 22, 2014 / 623,630 notes

its-over-now:

struckbypong:

dumbledorkk:

charleneeeeeee:

tobyrocket:

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Come and come on and RAISE YOUR RAT

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This is why I love tumblr.

forever reblog

what are talk

shit keep growing and getting better xD

(via ceemoh)

Apr 22, 2014 / 333,874 notes

jmaslows:

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it gets funnier every time.

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Apr 22, 2014 / 85,445 notes
nerds-are-cool:

i-is-andy:

should I open the door

you should open the door
Apr 22, 2014 / 22,661 notes

nerds-are-cool:

i-is-andy:

should I open the door

you should open the door

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Apr 22, 2014 / 1,262,826 notes

elopse:

caluummhood:

HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

FUCK

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